Kanye West: You’re kinda mean. In a hot way.
Beastie Boys: You believe that loyalty is rewarded.
Van Morrison: You’re a romantic. Possibly with a slight drinking problem.
No Doubt: If you’re a girl, you’re a confident person, but you know what it’s like to get treated like crap. If you’re guy, you’re just trying to get laid.
John Mayer: You’re a virgin.
The Rolling Stones: You’re hot.
Rihanna: You’re hot.
Beyonce: You’re sweet, but not a pushover.
Britney Spears: If you’re a gay guy or a woman, you’re normal. If you’re a straight guy, you’re trying to get laid.
Mandy Moore: You have American Girl dolls. Plural.
Guns N Roses: You’re going to have to sex in the bathroom and regret it.
Regina Spektor: You might be a perfectly nice person, but you’re kind of annoying.
John Legend: You have emotional sex.
Eminem: You have emotional problems.
The Beatles: Eh. Who knows.
Coldplay: Missionary position only. But lots of kissing and eye contact.
Oasis: You’re the kind of person who does things they’re not supposed to do. Like liking Oasis.
Aerosmith: Your wild days are behind you.
Billy Joel: You know exactly what you’re doing.
Green Day: You get upset over nothing all the time, but bounce back quickly.
Justin Timberlake: You seem really lame at first, then turn out to be awesome.
Weezer: Awkward. And proud of it.
U2: You’re very loving, but prone to fits of irritating self-righteousness.
Madonna: You’re kind of bratty, but you’re hot enough to pull it off.
Lady Gaga: You’re sort of obnoxious, but people can’t help but like you.
I heard on the radio recently some kind of study that found that people who love Coldplay are the least likely to put out on the first date. People who choose Metallica as their band of choice are the most likely. I thought that was kind of interesting and this list reminded me of it. I think you're bang on with all of these!
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