Thursday, July 25, 2013

My life's certainties

The Universe never lets me get too comfortable with things.  Being comfortable would be a bad thing, apparently.   Life's surprises keep it interesting and moving, I guess.

That said, there are a few things I've found to be certain. Like this ...

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My cat, Casey, wants nothing to do with me when I'm just lounging, but as soon as I go to bed and am trying to fall asleep -- BOOM -- she's in my face wanting to be petted.  Every night.  I kid you not.

So I thought I'd list a few more things I know I can count on.

It never fails ...

... when I'm late for something, I will hit every red light or traffic slow down on the way.

... when I have money to spend I can't find anything I want to buy, but when I'm broke I see LOTS of things I want.

... when I get home from grocery shopping, I still feel like there's nothing to eat.

... when I miss a Rangers game, something incredible happens.

... when I have time/money to go to the movies, there's nothing I want to see.

... when I'm wearing a cute running outfit, I see no one, but when I'm all mismatched, I cross paths with at least one cute guy.

... when my hair looks really good, no one sees it.

... if I have a big date/interview/event coming up, my face will break out right before it.

... if I'm worried about waking up the next day, I will wake up every hour.

... when I finally find the comfortable spot and position in my bed and suddenly realize I forgot to turn something off or have to use the restroom.

... I will go weeks without anything major to do and then have several things planned in one week/weekend.


What would you add to this list?



3 comments:

  1. I totally 'ditto' everything on this list! Especially, shopping when I have money and I can't find a thing AND grocery shopping but still having NOTHING to eat. SO much truth in everything else, too!

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  2. So true! And what is it about cats? They totally know when you are busy. Buttheads.

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  3. YES to all of this, especially when you wear something cute and see no one. ALL THE TIME. And the good hair days. Haha...everything on this list I was agreeing with!!!

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