Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Humpday Confessions

I decided it was time for another round of confessions. Although, honestly, I've been making a lot of them lately.  It's just more fun when it's a link-up.  Especially this link-up.

Link-up here ... if you can stop looking at Ryan's face.

- I get road rage. Passive-aggressively.
Bad, inattentive, and inconsiderate drivers make me rage.  I would never actually yell at another driver. At least not that they could hear me. And I even keep my obscene gestures below the steering wheel so they can't see it. 

- I don't like massages.
I really wish I liked them.  They sound amazing and everyone always gushes over them, but I just can't. I had one once. I was so tense the entire time that I was just in pain afterwards.  I guess I just don't like the idea of strangers touching me.

- My cuticles are a mess.
I'm not very good at taking care of my fingernails.  And when they get dry, I pick at them.  At the moment, they look terrible.  Just terrible.

- I rarely put my laundry away right after it comes out of the dryer.
In fact, I should probably go ahead and just say I never do that.  Sometimes it's hours later.  Sometimes it's a few days later.  Sorry Mom.

- I prefer a lean and toned guy over one with a lot of muscles.
I'm not saying I don't enjoy the goods Chris Hemsworth is showing off below.  But I'm far more attracted to his brother Liam's build.

Which brother is hotter?  Do we really even care?

How's that for an ending to this confession session?


  1. i rage behind the wheel constantly. and i feel no way about showing my anger either. i've legit followed behind a person with my hand on the horn....and then realized they worked in my building. oops!

    thanks for linking up!

    Vodka and Soda

  2. I'm totally with you on the Liam vs. Chris body debate. I love men with lean bodies. Big muscles just don't do it for me. :)

  3. Ha-- our laundry stays in the dryer until we do the next load usually. Lol. And Liam has a much prettier face than Chris, which is far more important to me than the bod. Although I do appreciate both... ;)

  4. I have terrible window-closed road rage. And I also have shitty cuticles, no matter what (and Colorado's arid climate isn't doing me any favors). And I actually made a New Year's Resolution once to fold my clothes within 24 hours of them coming out of the dryer. It started off good.... and then turned into turning the dryer on at least 4 times to "fluff" them.... and then it went away. Ha.

  5. Same!!! I'm the worst with road rage and I like to yell at other drivers. It's reaaaallly hard to bite my tongue with my kids in the car. Haha! I also never put laundry away right away. It drives me crazy, but I just can't do it. I HATE laundry. I don't like massages, I also prefer Liam's build, and my cuticles are always a mess, which is why I get manicures. Someone has to take care of them for me! Haha!

  6. Ohhh man I have the worst road rage. Especially when some asshat decides to stay in the right lane for as long as possible even though there were several signs saying that the roads will merge to the left...and then cuts their way in at the last second. RAGE! Oh and getting things out of the dryer? That only happens when I need something out of there haha.

  7. I have terrible road rage...luckily I don't have to drive very often. I can never decide if people are just assholes, really stupid, or just beyond oblivious to the outside world. I actually have a whole confession drafted on road rage :)

  8. Haha, usually I'm taking things out of the dryer days later! And I'm not a huge fan of massages either- usually they're too rough, and when I tell them to take it easy, they say that it's necessary to "get the kinks out."

  9. Hey Micah! I'm the worst with laundry. lol! I used to be extremely disciplined about it but somehow laundry duty has become my BF responsibility and he just does it now! Hallelujah! LOL!! XO


  10. Eh, my cuticles are a disaster. When I'm stressed out, they're the first to go!

  11. my clean out-of-the-dryer laundry usually stays in the laundry basket until it's time for another laundry day. I am not joking when I say its Wednesday today and I have a laundry basket in my room filled with clean clothes that has been there since Sunday. Usually it doesn't put away until it's time for the cleaning lady to come.

  12. I don't know why it is so hard to put laundry away! I tend to wait until I need the basket again!

  13. I have got the WORST road rage. I just can't handle stupid drivers. At all.


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